Friends Season 2 Episode 13: "The One After the Super Bowl (2)" Quotes
Susie: Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underwear?
Chandler: Yeah, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
Susie: Have you ever worn womens' underwear?
Chandler: Well, yes, actually, but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.
Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.
You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
Phoebe
