Friends Season 2 Episode 15: "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Quotes
Monica: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Richard: But they're so dull. They're all ophthamologists.
Monica: You're an ophthamologist!
Richard: Only because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.
Richard: Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
Richard: Monica? My God, you used to be so... I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like... You look great.
Rachel: So, uh, how was your day?
Ross: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
Rachel: Really? Mine too.
Phoebe: (Interrupting Ross and Rachel's sweet talk) Hey cool, mine too.
Joey: All right, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.
Chandler: All right, all right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
Rachel: (Checking to see if Monica's home, because she is kissing Ross) Monica!
Ross: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
Ross: Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. You were worth the wait. And I don't just mean tonight.
(Ross and Rachel kiss)
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
Chandler: (On the phone) Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19. Ring 20. Geller/Greene. They'll let you in, okay? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. Okay, thanks. (Hangs up phone) Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Joey: What if we have to pee?
Chandler: (Reaching for phone) I'll cancel the sodas.
Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
Chandler: Well, they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.
Ross: (On the phone) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display! No. No. No, no, Homo-habilus was erect, Australopithicus was never fully erect.
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
