Friends Season 1 Episode 19: "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away" Quotes
Ross: All right, I want my monkey.
Rachel: Oh, come on, Luisa!
Luisa: Sorry, prom queen.
Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't have been fat.
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!
Rachel: Luisa? Oh, my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Monica: The Luisa from home room!
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Monica: No, none at all.
Monica: He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Rachel: I don't know. The left one.
Monica: Which ones?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Phoebe: (Entering the apartment) Hey.
Phoebe: Whoa, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?
Chandler: Rachel lost Marcel.
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Monica: He, he pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky...
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. Oh, my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Monica: Barry who you almost--?
Rachel: Barry who I almost.
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of--?
Rachel: Mindy, my maid of. Oh!
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Monica: (About Phoebe screaming) What?!
Phoebe: Something just brushed up my right leg!
Monica: What was it?
Phoebe: Oh that's okay, it was just my left leg.
Chandler: Don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel they would've happened already?
Ross: I'm telling you. She said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Joey: She really said that?
Ross: Well, I added the "exactly like me" part.
Louisa: Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by up to four years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Rachel: It would be different if I had somebody.
Ross: Really? What happened to, "forget relationships, I'm done with men"? The whole penis embargo?
Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.Chandler
Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.Phoebe
Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. You know. It's just gonna be the two of us. She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.