Friends Season 2 Episode 4: "The One with Phoebe's Husband" Quotes
Rachel: Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore.
Monica: Rachel, that's all we do.
Chandler: (About the porno) Okay, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
Monica: All I say is, she better get the job.
Ross: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Monica: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Phoebe: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.
Monica: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
Ross: You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental.
Julie: You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Chandler: Huh. Are any of these cultures perchance in the tri-state area?
Chandler: (About his third nipple) It's just a tiny bump, it doesn't even do anything!
Rachel: Oh, as opposed to your other, multi-functional nipples?
Ross: Oh darn it... we're all out of milk. (Holds the pitcher up to Chandler's chest) Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here?
Chandler: Oh I see, because of the third nipple thing. (Laughing sarcastically)
