Friends Season 2 Episode 11: "The One with the Lesbian Wedding" Quotes
Susan: You want to dance?
Ross: No, that's fine.
Susan: Come on. I'll let you lead.
Ross: Okay.
Joey: (About Carol and Susan's wedding) Are you really not going?
Ross: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Monica: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Ross: If you wanna call that a reason.
Carol: (About Susan) We're... getting married.
Ross: As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?
Carol: Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.
Ross: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Monica: Joey, speed it up!
Joey: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
Phoebe: (About being behind schedule) Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Phoebe: Sir! No sir!
Mrs Green: (About smoking pot) That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Rachel: Oh! What's new in sex?
Mrs. Green: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: God!
Monica: All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.
Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Rachel: Oh, Mom!
Mrs Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
Mrs Green: There she is.
Rachel: Mom!
Mrs. Green: (Condescendingly) Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Ross: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Rachel: (About Joey on TV) Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Joey: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
Carol: I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.
Ross: It's okay. I'm sorry.
Carol: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Ross: I... uh... can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
Carol: You do?
Ross: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Carol: Of course I do.
