Friends Season 2 Episode 11: "The One with the Lesbian Wedding" Quotes
Ross, if you don't help me, I'm going to take the little cocktail sausages and create a new appetizer called pigs in Ross!
Monica
(Talking to a lesbian) Penis, schmenis, we're all people, right? (The lesbian walks away)
Chandler
Chandler: Well, I've got to get to work, I've got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Ross: No, no. That's me.
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
The world is my lesbian wedding!
Chandler
Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
Mrs. Green
Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Chandler: Monica! I feel like you should have German subtitles!
Ross: And you had no idea that they weren't getting along?
Rachel: None!
Joey: They didn't fight a lot?
Rachel: No, they didn't even talk to each other! How was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever!
I think lambs are scarier. Otherwise, the movie would have been called Silence of the Ducks.
Chandler
Minister: We are here to join this woman and this woman in holy matrimony.
Phoebe: (Possessed by Mrs. Adelman) Now I've seen everything! (As Herself) Oh my God, she's gone!
