Friends Quotes
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get 'ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Chandler: (About the entertainment center being too large) A good job, Joe.
Joey: Wow. It's big.
Chandler: Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller.
Joey: Maybe my ruler's wrong.
Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
Chandler: Okay. On three. One. Two.
Joey: Why don't we just go on two.
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it's faster.
Chandler: You know, I could've counted to three like four times without all this two talk.
Joey: All right but in the future ...
Ross: Okay, okay, heavy thing not getting any lighter
Chandler: Okay. One. Two.
Joey: So we are going on two?
You know what it's my fault really because the couch is normally where we keep the varnish.
Chandler
(To Joey, about the lumber in their apartment) So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?
Chandler
Phoebe: Okay. All right, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now, this.
Franck: This?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Franck: Oh, come on. We went, we went to Time Square. We found ninja stars. I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Phoebe: She wasn't a hooker.
Franck: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Ross: (About Isabella Rossellini) Damn! I can't believe I took her off my list.
Monica: Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?
Ross: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Oh oh, you lie.
Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Rachel: You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.
Ross: Okay, hold my crawler.
Rachel: Okay. (He walks up to the counter.)
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossellini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.
Hey! Where ya headin' in those pants? 1982?
Monica
Ross: (About his list) Isabella Rossellini.
Chandler: Ooh hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But, ah, ya know she's too international. Ya know she's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So?
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini... geography.
Face your fear. You have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building. You're afraid of bugs, get a bug.
Joey
Monica (About comfort ice cream) When you start getting screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low fat.
(Singing) I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with me?
Little Ross
