Jordan: She seemed so freaked out when she woke up with me looking like this. Jenny Baccala was my first girlfriend in the 6th grade. She always wanted me to just be a guy. So, I changed for her.
Maverick: Did you ask if Marie was freaked out? She might not give a shit.
Jordan: I mean... I … no. I just assume that that's what she wants.
Maverick: That's on you. You're the one who turns into a dude to hook up with her. This is your hang-up, not hers.
Jordan: Fuck! You think?
Maverick: Yeah, look, for all you know, she's cool with hiding sausages and bumpin' doughnuts.

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Jordan: What the fuck did you do to us, Dusty?
Marie: Hey, Jordan, he's just a kid. Leave him alone.
Andre: Dusty's not a kid. He's like 28.
Dusty: Yeah, and I still got a dick like a hairless caterpillar. Fuck my life!

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I am this fucking close to perfecting the virus. A viable way to control them for good. But if they discover that, I'm not paid enough to die for this shit.

Dr Cardosa

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Andre: Show's not the same without Luke's hot takes.
Cate: His commentary was hilarious. He hated that kid.
Andre: He really did.
Cate: Everything is different now.

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