Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: (frustrated) How does the ink come out of pens?!
Luke: Okay, there is such a thing.
Lorelai: Oh, wow! Sammy's AWOL, huh?
Ladawn: Hmm?
Lorelai: Oh, Sammy. It's like the first time that she hasn't been there on the stairs.
Ladawn: What, my Sammy?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: Oh, she's rarely ever on the stairs.
Lorelai: Oh no, she's always right there.
Ladawn: On the stairs?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: No, she has her favorite places, but not on the stairs.
Lorelai: There has not been one moment over our entire stay when she has not been right there.
Ladawn: On the stairs?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: Oh, she's hardly ever on the stairs.
Rory: Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
Ladawn: And after you leave, I'm going to go do my favorite thing!
Lorelai: And what's that?
Ladawn: Read what you wrote in the guestbook.
Lorelai: Can you give us a 5 minute head start?
Ladawn: Beg your pardon?
Rory: You're going to stop before we drive into the Atlantic Ocean.
Lorelai: I'll try.
Rory: At least we'll know where we are.
Lorelai: Unless it's the Pacific.
(Turns on radio)
Radio: Coming up,a three song super set from Hootie and the Blowfish.
Lorelai and Rory: Aghhh!!!
(writing in guestbook) Satanic forces are at work here.
Lorelai
Rory: We get cranky when we're hungry.
Lorelai: Well, plus, we're above everyone on the planet.
Rory: Clearly.
Rory, stop it. We are not going to have this fight in a flowery bedroom with dentists singing Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves in the background. It's too David Lynch!
Lorelai
Lorelai: Did you hear? I used 'existentialist' in a sentence.
Rory: I heard.
Lorelai: I've always wanted to do that
Rory: It was very impressive.
A cool B & B. That's like saying an understated Nicolas Cage movie.
Rory
Lorelai: They just force someone on you?
Rory: It's all part of the socializing experience.
Lorelai: What if it's a lemon?
Rory: Then I'm stuck with a lemon.
Lorelai: Hari Krishna banging a tambourine all night?
Rory: Then I have to get earplugs.
Lorelai: Serial murderer?
Rory: Then I sleep with a gat strapped to my ankle.
Lorelai: Someone who likes Linkin Park?
Rory: Then I have to drop out.
(Lorelai told the B&B's owner that she's a publisher, who told others)
Lorelai: I published Good Night Spoon... and the Horse that wanted to Bark.
Guest: Oh, I've read to my grandson! The horse really wanted to bark, and it finally does, and... (to Lorelai) How does it end?
Lorelai: It dies.
Rory: But... the horse learned to bark and achieved its goal, so it was really a happy ending!
Woman at the B&B: What happened at to the horse at the end?
Lorelai: It died.
