Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 17: "Bad Reputation" Quotes
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.
Sue
Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.
Rachel
You had me at sex tape. How can I help?
Artie
I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.
Brittany
In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.
Rachel
What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.
Sue
I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.
Puck
Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.
Artie
This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.
Jesse
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.
Jesse
That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.
Jesse