Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 18: "Born This Way" Quotes
Look I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top either. Maybe in junior college.
Santana
Santana: You really need to be more careful with your leering.
Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.
Santana: Like that's any less gay.
Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.
Quinn
I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.
Santana
I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.
Emma
At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
Mercedes
I'm sure that Sam has been to the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions.
Santana
Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her.
Santana
Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.
It's booty camp time!
Will
Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!
Kurt
