Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!


I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.


Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?


Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

(Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.


I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.


A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.


I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.


It's less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.


Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.


The only straight I am is straight up bitch.


Glee Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.


Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.