
Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 18: "Laryngitis" Quotes
Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!
We all know that my job here is to look hot.
Santana
I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.
Sue
Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
Sue
Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
Kurt
Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Brittany
I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.
Kurt
You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
Brittany
I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
Rachel
At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.
Quinn
I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.
Sue