Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

We all know that my job here is to look hot.


I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.


Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.


Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.


Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.


I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.


You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.


I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.


At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.


I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.


Glee Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

What's the point in living when I suck so much?


Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.