Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.


A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.


Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?


What you call insanity, I call inspiration.


I'm instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.


[Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.


Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.


Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.


It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."


Glee Season 1 Quotes

I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!


Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.