Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.

Terri

You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

Sue [to Rachel]

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.

Sue

Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

Sue

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.

Shelby

Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

Ms. Corcoran

It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Ms. Corcoran

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Sue

We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.

Rachel

Glee Season 1 Quotes

You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.

Cheerleader

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Sue