Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.


You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

Sue [to Rachel]

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.


Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.


Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.


Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

Ms. Corcoran

It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Ms. Corcoran

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.


You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.


We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.


Glee Season 1 Quotes

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.


You look terrible. I look awesome.