Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.
Sue
You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor.
Emma
You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.
Sue
I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.
Sue
I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
Sue
I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.
Sue
Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.
Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
Puck
I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.
Finn
Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
Principal Figgins
You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.
Rachel
