Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

Can we be in love again?

Quinn [to Finn]

I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.


Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

Finn [to Rachel]

Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

Kurt [to Rachel]

You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.


Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.


Makeovers are like crack to me.


What I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.


If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?


Glee Season 1 Quotes

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.