I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.


Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.


I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.


Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.


Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.


Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Mr Harrison

You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?


Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.


I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.


And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.


Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn (on regrets)

Glee Season 1 Quotes

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.


I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.