Lindsay Lohan: I show up here and there's not even a red button to push and a chair to spin me around where I can then point at a kid on stage and yell 'I wanna work with you!' Really? I'm firing my manager.
Perez Hilton: Can I use that as an exclusive?

I'm here, Perez, because I care about young artists chasing their impossible dreams. I know them. I feel them. I was them. So I'm here to support them unconditionally.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay: Whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. Seriously? Did you just blog about me during that last performance?
Perez: You're welcome. It's already got over 3 million hits.

This is your moment. Okay? Three years in the making. Forget about everything else. Take it.

Finn

Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

Mercedes

Carmen Tibideaux is coming and we're gonna be perfect. And then we're gonna get married and I'm gonna smash this glass and then we're gonna live happily ever after.

Finn

I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.

Santana

With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.

Sue

Finn: You really are our unique factor.
Rachel: I don't know, I think we all are. I mean, in a sea full of kids who are just desperately clinging to their own kind, we're different. We took the time to get to know each other and reach out and accept one another. That's our unique factor. And that's what I love about is.

William, I can taste your Axe body spray.

Sue

You are loved, punkin. You are not alone.

Beiste

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.

Santana

My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.

Mike