Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 5 Quotes
Santana: You wanted that memorial gone because you're such a cold-hearted bitch.
Sue: What did you just call me?
Santana: A miserable, self-centered bitch who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I'm officially over it.
You know, when I would see that stuff on the news, I would shut it off because it was just too horrible to think, but I would always think, 'how do they wake up every day?' I mean, how do they...how do they breathe, honey? But you do wake up. And for just a second, you forget. And then, oh, you remember. And it's like getting that call again and again, every time. You don't get to stop waking up. You have to keep on being a parent even though you don't have a child anymore.
Carole
He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.
Mercedes
I'm grieving. And I greive by insulting those who mean the most to me. It's just a coincidence that it's also what I do when I'm not grieving.
Sue
Isn't it amazing how life seems so easy when you just don't give a fart? I mean look at this. Hummel is getting married. Berry is just full of confidence. And I finally have a girlfriend who I don't have to worry about straying for penis.
Santana
My whole life I've been looking to be a part of something special, to feel special, but the truth is that I am special.
Rachel
I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.
Santana
[to Tina] You wanna be that girl? Then go be that girl!
Blaine
And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for because your lives are all so devoid of meaning something like this seems very important.
Sue
[to Rachel] Okay, no, come on. You are not playing Yenta the lesbian matchmaker.
Santana
My personality is like a radioactive asteroid. Spend too much time with it and it could kill you.
Sam
[to Santana] You're scared. I've never seen you scared before. It's cute!
Rachel
