Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 5 Quotes
Best of luck New Directions, we really can’t wait to see your set...and crush you like a bug.
Jean-Baptiste
Do you seriously have no idea who that is? Do none of you read the show choir blogs?
Blaine
You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
Kurt
I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.
Rachel
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
Santana
God as my witness, I will break her down.
Santana
The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.
Sue
The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.
Tina
I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.
Rachel
You are kind of magic.
Kurt
I hate you both.
Sue Sylvester
You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.
Santana