Good Omens
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Nina: Will you just answer a simple question?
Aziraphale: If I hear one, of course.
Aziraphale: We aren’t in danger. Crowley will be back in a moment. He will have a plan.
Nina: What don’t you stand up for yourself? Make your own plan.
Aziraphale: Oh, I am. But rescuing me makes him so happy.
Crowley: Nina, are you coming?
Nina: No.
Crowley: Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you.
Crowley: ‘GIve Me Coffee or Give Me Death.’ It’s a funny name for a coffee shop.
Nina: Everything else was taken.
Crowley: What are you doing?
Aziraphale: Just making space for everything that needs to happen.
Crowley: You’re up to something. I can smell it. What are you planning?
Aziraphale: Wait and see.
Crowley: Wait and see? Do you have any idea how irritating that is?
Aziraphale: Yes.
Gabriel: I feel like an empty house.
Crowley: A house?
Gabriel: Yes, a house someone lived in for a very long time, but now they’re gone, and the house can sort of tell where the things used to be. Like when I remembered how it all began.
Aziraphale: Street association meeting tonight. 6:30, my shop. Perfectly ordinary invitation with no hidden agenda of any kind.
Crowley: You speak every language in the world. We both do.
Aziraphale: Yes.
Crowley: So what’s with the French?
Aziraphale: Oh, I learned that the hard way.
Shax: Five hundred. There must be five hundred foot soldiers.
Furfur: What they for?
Shax: Attacking a bookshop. Don’t tell anybody, but we may be battling angels.
Furfur: Can do you a hundred.
Shax: What?
Furfur: It just dropped to seventy.
Shax: I’ll take them.
Shax: I have authorization from Beelzebub.
Furfur: You can have authorization from Satan himself, luv. If I don’t have them, I can’t send them over. I can give you a malignant and creepy sense of unease, if you like.
Shax: Why would I want a creepy…
Maggie and Nina are depending on me. They just don’t know it yet.
Aziraphale
Shax: To be clear, you are hereby authorizing me to storm the angel’s bookshop, sending wave after wave of demons to besiege it until it falls and we capture the archangel, destroying anything and everything that stands in our way?
Beelzebub: No. I am not authorizing you to do that. I am commanding you to do it. I want you there, Shax, on the ground, bravely leading the attack into the bookshop, leading the army of the damned.
Shax: I can do that.
