Sorry, S. Looks like your sweetheart's mom is still a little sour.

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Cynthia: What's she doing here?
Ben: Serena, this is my mother. Cynthia.
Serena: Hey, Mrs. Sharpe. I'm Serena. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Cynthia: I wish I could say the same. Ben?
Ben: Remember, I told you Serena is friends with my roommate Dan. [to Serena] I'm sorry. He's not here right now, but I'll let him know that you stopped by.

Dorota: Who were you talking to?
Blair: No one. Maybe your sixth sense is picking up voices from the other side.

Blair: Okay. I arrive first, survey the location in case there's anyone I know, and scout out an exit strategy. You arrive at least fifteen minutes later. Plausible deniability. We just ran into each other.
Dan: You're really big on plausible deniability. Has anyone ever told you that?

Blair: I can't believe I let you talk me in to the Joseph Beuys exhibit after all.
Dan: There's a great article in here. You should read it.
Blair: We should go over field trip procedures again.
Dan: Oh joy.

Raina: In the spirit of full disclosure, there's something you need to know about me. My dad and I... we're Notre Dame fans.
Nate: Oh no. No, you can't be. What are you talking about?
Raina: Uh huh. I guess kids are out of the question.

Raina: I like you. But I don't want to come between you and your best friend. Even if that best friend is Chuck Bass. But we haven't done anything yet, so you're free to pull the chute and walk away if that's what you want.
Nate: That's not what I want. So I'll talk to Chuck tonight.

Raina: Have you told Chuck about us yet?
Nate: We're an us?

Chuck: I came to see Raina. I guess she's not in yet. I wanted to invite her to a party I'm having at the Empire tonight. My deal with Kidd closes tomorrow. You're welcome to come as well. Sorry, I didn't come to gloat. I've just always been a multi-tasker.
Russell: Don't you worry your victory lap might be premature?

Dorota: You don't come to me about any complaints about anything. You're too happy. Content. I'm worried you join cult.
Blair: I have found my center that's all. But—just to reassure you—here's a complaint. Why haven't you picked up my cocktail dress for Chuck's party yet?

Blair: You're doing it again.
Dorota: Something is different about you. I have a six sense.
Blair: You have no sense.

Blair: I'm fine. Being fired-slash-quitting W was humiliating. But it was also a wake-up call. If Chuck and I are meant to be together then I should trust that. In the meantime, I want what's best for both of us.
Serena: Wow. That's very enlightened.
Blair: It's the leafy greens. B vitamins are excellent for cognitive function.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes

Rufus: We'll get through this.
Lily: You sound so sure I almost believe you.
Lawyer: They're ready for us.
Rufus: I'll be waiting.
Lawyer: Lily, this is Assistant District Attorney Vincent. He's going to be taking your statement.
ADA: Whenever you're ready, Mrs. Humphrey.

You didn't. (Pause) You did.

Blair