Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate? Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us. Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer? Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!