Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 14: "Panic Roommate" Quotes
Dan: I don't know where to begin.
Ben: How about I'm sorry?
Dan: I didn't think that would be enough.
Ben: I'm pretty easy.
Dan: You heard what happened? Are you seriously mad at me now?
Rufus: Well I can't say I'm entirely pleased.
Dan: You put Max Cady in my living room. What was I supposed to do?
Eric: So what say we go back to your place, pop in some Call of Duty and celebrate?
Damien: Listen man, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I think we're pretty much done here.
Blair: Nate, where's Epperley? We're having a gift bag crisis.
Nate: How should I know? She left with this guy she knew from Oxford.
Blair: What? How could you let some toft just punt off with her?
Raina: I missed my meeting.
Chuck: Was I worth it?
Raina: I'll let you know.
Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.
Blair
Blair: I need you to relieve all that pent up tension before my first performance review tomorrow. And you better not be selfish, Archibald! You know what I mean. A woman remembers.
Nate: This is why you've been dragging me around?
Blair: What's the big deal? It's not like you haven't done it before. Just think of her as a younger, more flexible Lady Catherine.
Ben: I can't believe you remembered.
Serena: I remember everything you've read to me. In case you haven't noticed I don't really let go of things so easily.
I'm not going to team up with the one guy I trust less than Ben and neither should you.
Dan
Eric: I'm sure Ben was a perfectly nice guy when Serena met him. But you lock anybody up for three years.
Dan: And for a crime he didn't commit.
Eric: I have seen every episode of Oz. That place can change a man.
Blair: You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming. And burlesque. Find something that you and Reyna both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.
Chuck: Open up and she'll be forced to follow suit.
Blair: And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally and throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.
Contrary to what Rufus and Serena believe, he hasn't changed. He beat up a friend of mine just last week. We have got to get rid of this guy. Show everybody how dangerous he is.
Eric