Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 3: "The Jewel of Denial" Quotes
Dan: For what it's worth, when Georgina showed up on my doorstep and told me she was pregnant, I mean the last thing I wanted to be was a father. But then Milo was born and I fell in love with him. Chuck or Louis. It'll be the same for either of them.
Blair: And if I open that envelope, will you be able to hide from your problems then?
Dan: I think if you have the courage to face your future then I should have the courage to face mine.
Dan: Blair, I'm sorry. I was totally out of line. The truth is I think I've been using you to avoid facing some problems of my own. I promised to hold your hand but maybe I've been forcing it.
Blair: No. I turned to you, Dan. Because I knew you were the only one who would protect me from my own worst instincts.
I came from nothing. Everything here sparkles. And that family that you can't stand has been kinder to me than my own family ever was. I'm not walking away from that. And if you try to take me down, Carol, you're coming with me.
Ivy
This is a one-stop shop of illicit emails, incriminating photos and sex. Are you sure you didn't work for News Corp?
Diana
Oh B. Your refusal to find out who's the father has made you cause one mother of a scene.
Gossip Girl
Dorota pieced this together. Apparently she's broken quote a few things in your home you don't know about.
Dan
Dan: Blair, we need to talk. Mind if I take over from here?
Simon Doonan: Not at all.
Blair: Well I mind. Humphreys are not escort material.
I was so excited to have my freedom back, I didn't think about what it would actually be like when it happened.
Lily
No phones. I like this party already.
Rufus
Forget what your mother wants, Charlie. It's your life. What do you want?
Blair
Charlie: I feel a little like Alice in Wonderland.
Blair: Manhattan will do that to a girl. You'll be happy to know, it never wears off.
Blair: Excuse me. I'm Blair Waldorf. Where should I report for hair and makeup?
Joanna: Oh. I was told you wouldn't be participating.
Blair: And now you're being told differently. Keep up.
