Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!

Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.


Nate: Give me the phone. You can't talk to him, you can't think about him until his plane leaves.
Serena: What are you gonna do, tie me to a chair?
Nate: I'm gonna take you on a pub crawl, and we're gonna get drunk. Like REALLY drunk!
Serena: Okay!

[to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.


Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.

[to Dan] Post-threesome stage one. Whereas one if not both girls try to prove that she's the one you belong to.


Okay, let me get this straight. You want me to cancel on Vanessa, who's going to be justifiably furious, to write a Snow White Lady Gaga musical directed by Blair Waldorf?


Dan: What is she doing here?
Blair: Silly! I'm the producer. Co-star. And director.

Don't look now, but those are the JV mean girls.


Nate: Tripp? Really? Two months ago you were all over Carter Baizen. Tripp has sacrificed so much to get where he is. We all have. He can't just throw it away on you.
Serena: He's fighting it, and so am I. I can literally feel my heart thump when I see him. I haven't felt this way since I was 13 and saw Jude Law in Alfie.
Nate: Well you're not 13 anymore, Serena.

Serena: I think I'm about to get involved with a married man.
Nate: Why am I the only one you can talk to?
Serena: Because it's Tripp.

Don't forget yourself, Congressman. Your marriage could wind up in a million little pieces.

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Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

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