Nice try, ladies. You came out swinging but you never stood a chance against a Hollywood heavyweight.

I wasn't proving it to them. I was proving it to you. To myself. I wanted to take responsibility for what I did.

Carter

[to Serena] I would rather have you hate me than feel sorry for me.

Carter

Where'd you learn to give a pep talk, Guantanamo?

Blair

Vanya: I couldn't help but notice you. I am Prince Alexei, from Belarus.
Georgina: Nice to meet you, Prince.
Vanya: I am flying back to my home country to celebrate my new oil pipeline. Any chance you want to join?
Georgina: You know I'm pretty much over college, and who am I to say no to a prince?

Nate: I just talked to Blair. You used me to get to Carter?
Bree: Yeah. I guess I did. I'm a Buckley. As much as I like you, that's always going to come first. It's in my blood. It's Texas. If it means anything, I'm sorry.
Nate: No. It doesn't. So please leave.

Scott: Sorry for not telling you who I was.
Dan: I should have guessed. No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk.

By the power vested in me by some sketchy service on the Internet, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Kim Gordon

Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.

You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.

Rufus

Carter: Are you okay?
Serena: Please, just leave. Okay, I need some time.
Carter: Serena, I told you what I told you because it's not the same with you. I really do care about you Serena. So much.

Ah, the wedding march. Here comes ... the awkward pause!

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Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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