Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Nate: A threesome?!
Dan: Yup, just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?
Nate: How stupid can you be?
Dan: What?
Nate: Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person is supposed to be a complete stranger!

After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.