Serena: Please don't tell me you're leaving already. Between classes at Columbia, your job at W, the only proof that I have you still exist is the faint trace of Chanel in the morning.
Blair: I am so sorry, S. But if I can turn this into a permanent job it'll knock six months off my two-year plan.

It's cold out there, but on the Upper East Side things are heating up. Because Valentine's Day is around the corner.

Gossip Girl: Looks like our favourite Upper-East sinners just find the answer to their prayers.
Chuck & Blair: I need your help.
Gossip Girl: Lucky for us their road to heaven leads straight through hell.

One lonely Bass adrift at sea.

Roses are red, hydrangeas are blue. Chuck's given his heart away ... But guess what, Blair? Not to you.

This experience taught me one thing. I still got game.

The Captain

Wall Street didn't need a sequel. In theaters, or in my life.

The Captain

[to Serena] It's okay to date below the line. Madonna and Julia Roberts paved the way for girls like you.


Thank you for saving me from a Valentine's Day even more depressing than the movie I was going to watch about it.


Dan: Waldorf. Where's the new Epperly?
Blair: You're looking at her.
Dan: Oh God, what'd you do to her?
Blair: She's in a better place.

Blair: So you hook her, gut her emotionally and then throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.

Blair: Do it or I'll tell everyone what your favorite movie is.
Nate: Hey, don't knock the sound of music. It has nuns and nazis...and Julie Andrews is hot.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.


Chuck: There's a difference between a great love and the right love. I left the Empire State Building last year after two minutes when you didn't show. Louis waited all night. This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it 'cause you've never had it and it scares you. But you deserve your fairytale.
Blair: We make our own fairytales.
Chuck: Only when we have to.