MEREDITH: "Ow. Ow. Ow."
IZZIE: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "I'm inserting my banana bag. It sounds vaguely dirty, but it's not."

MEREDITH: "I seem to be drunk. I was off-duty."
MIRANDA: "So was I. Anybody else half in the bottle?"

[to Meredith] "Regretting that last shooter about now, aren't you?"

MIRANDA

CRISTINA: "PLEASE tell me you've seen a leg! A cleanly severed right leg?"
GEORGE: "No."
CRISTINA: [shakes head, leaves]

"She wanted to see her friend. What was he supposed to do, tackle her?"

IZZIE

[about Bonnie] "She's cracking jokes. How do you tell somebody that she's going to be dead in a few minutes when she's sitting up, cracking jokes?"

GEORGE

[to Alex] "Easy, Killer."

PARAMEDIC

MEREDITH: "Dude, you lost your mojo."
ALEX: "Excuse you?"
MEREDITH: "I was trying to talk boy."
ALEX: "O'Malley plugs a hole with his finger and everyone walks around like he's some kind of hero. I have one off day-"
MEREDITH: "You chickened out."
ALEX: "I hesitated briefly."
MEREDITH: "Why didn't you kiss Izzie?"
ALEX: "And now I'm leaving."

MEREDITH: "Addison yelling at you in front of a patient?"
ALEX: "She didn't exactly yell... Fine, she's Satan’s whore."
MEREDITH: "Thank you. So, did you yell back?"
ALEX: "No."

PRESTON: "His injuries are far less severe. We have a much greater chance of saving him."
DEREK: "Well I could argue that because her injuries are more severe, he should be the one that gets moved."
MEREDITH: "So, basically, whoever you move doesn't stand a chance. How do you choose? How do you decide who gets to live?"

MEREDITH: "You're staying with her, aren't you?"
DEREK: [pauses] "She's my wife."

MEREDITH: "How weird is this job?"
GEORGE: "Weird."

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

CRISTINA: "There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you."
PRESTON: "What is it?"
CRISTINA: "I need to find this man's leg. The chief is going to kick me out of the program if I don't. I cannot go back to Los Angeles. It's sunny there. Every. Day."
PRESTON: [smiles]
CRISTINA: "What? I need you to help me find the leg! Aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?"
PRESTON: "When we're on duty, I can't be your boyfriend."
CRISTINA: "Okay, fine. So, when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?"
PRESTON: [pauses] "Dr. Yang... I'm walking away now."

IZZIE: [to Meredith, about Addison] "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I take issue with the salmon scrubs. I mean what self-respecting surgeon wears salmon-colored scrubs?"
MEREDITH: [smiles] "This is what I'm saying."