Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

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So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Meredith

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We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Cristina

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Babies come out. People poop on the table.

Cristina

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People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Cristina

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I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!

April

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I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.

Alex

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We are throwing Bailey under the bus.

Derek

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Your job is to cooperate.

Webber

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