I don't allocate my resources, the state does. So when the state has to choose between cutting the school budgets, or the prisons, guess what they pick?

Eldridge

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• Added: January 26, 2017

Kristen:Do you wanna know what I'm going to name her
Jo: Sure
Kristen: Ellie
Jo: Ellie? I love that.
Kristen: If you tell anyone I said all that crap, I'll kill you.

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• Added: January 26, 2017

Jo: You know, I once helped a guy I like rob a convenience store.
Kristen: You're a doctor.
Jo: Yeah, now.

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• Added: January 26, 2017

Arizona: Okay, we're going to push on your belly to move the baby around to get access to the acardiac twin
Kristen: Will it hurt?
Arizona: A little, I'm sorry-
Kristen: Not me, stupid, I meant the baby.

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• Added: January 26, 2017

I don't bite. I mean I have but..[shakes shackles] I can't right now.

Kristen

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• Added: January 26, 2017

Correctional Officer: Visitor's pass. Keep them on you at all times, you will not be let out without them.
Miranda: What?!

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• Added: January 26, 2017

Stuff does not just happen to you. You happen to stuff.

Miranda

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• Added: January 26, 2017