Wilson, you're a surgeon. Pull up your big girl scrubs and make a call. There's a life on the line here.

Meredith

Jackson: Why would anyone protect him? Why wouldn't anyone try to stop him? Why didn't you try to stop him?
Catherine: Because that's not how it works.

I thought marijuana made people peaceful, but I don't think I've hated you more.

Miranda [to April]

I'm waiting for a 6-month old and you bring a stoned guy to my house?!

Owen

Meredith: Dr. Bailey, I have this.
Miranda: I love you.

Miranda: I thought it was my heart.
Meredith: No, it's your brain, on drugs.

I don't think I need my neck anymore.

Maggie

I said I could take a kid age 0-17. They gave me a zero.

Owen

You're so pretty. You look like a cartoon.

Maggie [to Jo]

Arizona: I seemed to have been giving a lot of people weed cookies with an unknown and unmeasurable amount of weed.
Meredith: Who had the cookies?
Arizona: Who didn't?

Jackson: What settlement are you talking about?
Catherine: Sexual harassment.

Maggie: You had time to make cookies?
Arizona: They are lesbian gratitude cookies.