FINN: "You bowing out?"
DEREK: "No. You?"
DEREK: "I don't think so."

[to Cristina] "Hang in there."

MR. BURKE

ADDISON: "I thought you were room service."
DEREK: "I feel terrible. I'm not proud of what I did. You deserve better. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about the panties, the prom. I'm sorry I did that."
ADDISON: "Yeah. I'm sorry I did that, too."
DEREK: "Our marriage is over."
ADDISON: "Yeah. I guess it is."
DEREK: "It's all my fault. This is incredibly sad. Incredibly sad." [Bathroom door opens]
MARK: "This is awkward."
DEREK: [looks at Addison] "I feel much better now."

MEREDITH: "You brought Izzie food?"
FINN: "Yes."
MEREDITH: "Why?"
FINN: "Because when Liz, my wife, died, there was nothing anyone could say to make me feel better. But the bringing of food... that actually helped."
MEREDITH: "You brought Izzie food!"

MEREDITH: [grabs George] "George! Callie is hot. She's really sexy, almost dirty hot. And she's hot for you. In my opinion you could keep using the darts as a weapons or you could go get lucky with the sexy hot dirty girl."
[George leaves and Cristina enters]
CRISTINA: "Where's he going?"
MEREDITH: "To get laid."
CRISTINA: "There's something wrong in the world when bambi's getting laid and I can't get five minutes alone with Burke."

"Do girls have two pairs of panties?"

GEORGE

MEREDITH: "I'll tell him."
CALLIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "About the panties!"
CALLIE: "No. Are you kidding? He's jealous!"

ADDISON: "I'm desirable Amanda."
MIRANDA: "Miranda."
ADDISON: "Right. Joe, I'm desirable right?"
JOE: "I have a boyfriend."
ADDISON: "Be that as it may, I don't need to tell you how wildly attractive I am. Wildly attractive!"
JOE: "You are. Your wildly attractive cab is here."
ADDISON: "It is?"
JOE: "Told me to call a cab at 10. It's 10."
ADDISON: "It is? I guess that's for the best huh?"
MIRANDA: "I would say so."

[drunk] I've decided that I'm gonna get really fat. Just as a stop gap, just until I figure out another plan. Eat all of these muffins and I'm gonna get really gloriously fat! It's over. Over. Ooover. I'm talking about the last 1/3 of my life Miranda. How can that be just over. How can that just end? Over a skinky pair of panties and bad tux."

Addison

ADDISON: "Did you know about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?"
IZZIE: "You should have a muffin. They're really good and they help you."
ADDISON: "I may be beyond help."
IZZIE: [walks out] "Yeah, me too. Don't let her drive Joe."
ADDISON: [eats a muffin] "Mmm. Good!"

ADDISON: "Dr. Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Please don't call me doctor."
ADDISON: "Oookay, well, please don't call me Mrs. Shepherd! Ha! That's funny."
IZZIE: "She's drunk."
JOE: "This is true."

CRISTINA: "His mother rivals my mother and that's saying something. Both of them, dark and evil."
MEREDITH: "I'm missing dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun and less angry."
CRISTINA: "I miss philandering whore Meredith. She was trashy, and much less idyllic."

Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes

I wanted to come over here this morning to tell you... But now all I want to tell you is that I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you forever. And now you have a choice to make. I want you to take all the time you need, I don't want to rush you, but I love you. Just take your time. Because when I had to make a choice... I chose wrong.

Derek

What, so all of a sudden I'm the president of people with crappy lives?

Meredith