Dude, I gotta be honest your mother scares the crap outta me.

Monroe

[Pulls a man's arm out of its socket] Okay that went a little too far.

Eddie

Don't you dare say heel.

Eddie

His whole face looks like a volcano that's about to explode.

Monroe

Hey Nick, I thought a vacation for you meant a vacation for me.

Monroe

He ate a baby. That's rude.

Monroe

I'm a Grimm. I'm also a cop.

Nick

Monroe: Okay, okay, so technically we would have to bend the truth about some things.
Nick: Some things? Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about.

I'm not asking you as a cop, so don't expect me to behave like one.

Nick

Juliette: I got Voodoo Doughnuts
Nick: Ah, you're the best!
Juliette: Don't be such a cop the doughnuts are for dessert!

Rosalee: He didn't have sex with her.
Monroe: Oh man that always complicates things.

Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank