Diana: How many chocolate chip cookies do you want for breakfast, Dad?
Renard: [grimaces]
Adalind: How fun.
Renard: Ah, honey? How about pancakes instead?
Diana: It’s okay. I’m making both!

Eve: Did you see that?!
Nick: Swirling blue tornado, a skull-like dude with green eyes staring right at us?! Yes, I saw that!
Eve: You’ve never seen anything like that in your mirror before?!

Rosalee [has a surprise]: Keep your eyes closed…
Monroe: Oooh, you sure we’re in the right room for this?
Rosalee: Slow down, that comes later, bub!

Love looks not with the eye but with the heart. Therefore is lost Cupid’s mighty dart.

Wu

Are you suggesting Wesen come from other planets?!

Rosalee

Well, that could lead one to believe that someone cut off the arms of Robert Johansson and Martin Dominguez and beat Dr. Hampton to death with them, leaving their fingerprints at the crime scene. However… I have a feeling that’s *wrong!*

Hank

Hank: The last thing I ever want is to wind up in the ground! I get claustrophobia just thinking about it! Cremate me, spread my ashes over the Willamette River, and let me float free to the edges of wherever.
Wu: You know they have a lot of cows and horses that drink from the river.
Hank: So?
Wu: So what happens if some cow drinks from the Willamette and gets you, too? And craps you out in a field? And then some farmer comes along and tills that field? Next thing you know, you’re buried beneath the cold, dark ground.
Hank: Don’t mess with a man’s afterlife.

Dr. Levy: Sometimes science requires you to ask forgiveness rather than permission.
Hank: Not quite how the law works.

I am not going to be looking in any mirrors without you.

Adalind

Adalind: You know, what if this thing isn’t afraid of Grimms? [long beat] You know, I kinda like you with the stubble.
Nick [instantly]: Me, too!

Wu: Well, so nobody ever informed you that hunting at night with a spotlight is poaching?
Ralph Rotterman: You think *poaching* is the problem here?! My friend is *dead*!

Well, the woods are lovely, dark and deep… and full of bodies of all sorts.

Monroe

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank