Hank: Pretty excited about being let go.
Nick: Oh yeah, I had to stop him from yodeling.

Renard: Rats dine on beloved teacher.
Nick: That's a little cold.
Hank: Guess who came to dinner.

Hank: I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Nick: Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?

Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.

Wu: I guess they're gonna have to face the music.
Hank: Really? You went there?
Wu: Somebody had to.

It's funny if you knew it was there.

Nick

When do I have time for a bed or breakfast?

Nick

Eddie: Really?
Nick: Look if I had anybody else I could talk to about this stuff I'd go there.
Eddie: I feel like I should complain.

Juliette: Well, how do you know you're not being stupid by being with me?
Nick: I don't, I just, I think there's a lot more to it than that.

Eddie: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick.
Eddie: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.

Eddie: Okay, who am I supposed to be?
Nick: Just yourself.
Eddie: That's a little disappointing.

Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.

Eddie

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank