Tom says we have to kiss three times a day...

Wanda

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Lemon: Do I just launch myself at him?
Annabeth: No, there should be no launching.

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Light is the enemy of sex...

Annabeth

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Tonight is not a dinner party, it's sex. That means candles and clothes that come off quickly. Replace Mozart with Rose Ann Cash, and dear God get rid of the fine China.

Annabeth

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Rose: Oh my God, we're going to a Breeland party.
Magnolia: Just don't invite any of your loser friends.

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Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.

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• Added: January 29, 2013