Wade: Oh, Joelle and I were just playing a game of strip 8 ball.
Zoe: Oh, that sounds fun. Hey, Joelle you can count to 8?
Joelle: I can count to 1.

Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.

How about fire ants in his underwear drawer? That'll leave a mark.

Zoe

Zoe: Well, do you think you could be done with him by 11?
Joelle: Why?
Zoe: Oh, man, this is awkward. I thought Wade told you. See, all that fighting we do, it's foreplay. Tell Wade I am sorry I let the cat out of the bag. But, still, if you could be done with him by 11 that would be fantastic.

Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.

I lost our save the date cards because I'm having doubts.

George

Hart of Dixie Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.

I lost our save the date cards because I'm having doubts.

George