Lemon: Oh, this is about George Tucker. Because he broke up with Tansy and you think Zeorge is inevitable. No, you don't? Why not? He's finally single. She's single. Why wouldn't they? Oh my God. You slept with Zoe Hart.
Wade: Who are you?

I get all the history lessons that I need by looking at your at your wardrobe.

Magnolia

Wade: Hi, Tucker
George: No. No. No. This is -- This is unbelievable. This is freaking unbelievable.

I have to go shopping for prom so if you guys get married by the time I get back, save me some cake.

Magnolia

Engaged! No Tumor!

Brick

Your profile is four pages like the manifestos that the FBI finds by a serial killer.

Rose

I've put Max on the pile of "old business" and thanks to the site new business is floating in.

Zoe

[To George] These are the ingredients to a mind eraser that the internet says will erase anything you regret doing.

Zoe

I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!

Zoe

Wade: Good job partner.
Lemon: Good job partner.
[High fives]

[To Zoe] I'm actually glad you came.

Brick

[To Zoe] Are you freaking kidding me! You had all of that time to tell me that! But you told me to find someone else.

George

Hart of Dixie Season 2 Quotes

Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly has been singing about all of these years...

Zoe

Last night, while George was calling off his wedding, I was having sex with Wade

Zoe