Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes
Danny: I don't know I was still playing Ms. Pac-man
Steve: Ever made it to double pretzel?
Danny: Triple Banana bitch.
Steve: You're lying.
Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.
Come on, Tarzan, now we have an advantage.
Chin Ho
Chin Ho: You got her to use a military recon satellite and then you made a date?
Steve: I'm a multitasker.
Chin Ho: Impressive.
Danny: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Steve: I like pancakes.
Danny: You do? You seem more like napalm in the morning kind of guy.
Can you stop staring at me like a hot-fudge sundae?
Mary
Danny: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened.
Steve: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.
Danny: Why do you have aneurism face?
Steve: I don't have aneurism face?
Steve: What happen to you?
Danny: I tore my ACL, from all the fun we have been having the last few weeks.
Steve: Well, once you're done bitching about your boo-boo, I would love to know what's going on here.
t's five-O. It's what my dad used to call our family because we weren't native Hawaiians. So he named us five-O's - 50th state in the union. I don't know. It was his way of making us feel like we belonged some place, I guess.
Steve
Steve: Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean, how much of your soul did you just lose by actually appreciating me?
Danny: Ah. (thinks about it a moment) Measuring.
Steve: Right. Maybe you're not as alone here as you think, Dan-o.
Danny: Let me ask you a question. Are you literally insane?
Steve: Oh relax. It's a cage for tourists. They're harmless Galapagos sharks. They're not meat-eaters. Joey doesn't know that, though.
