April: You have the morals of a crocodile.
Marty: Ha, said the rattlesnake.

You're gonna be eating so much crow when I come back here with blue balls you're gonna have feathers coming out of your ass.

Marty

You fatties talking about diets again?

Jeannie

House of Lies Quotes

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah