Popular House of Lies Quotes
Jeannie: You have serious issues.
Marty: I Know!
You can't drink that away!
Clyde
Clyde: How can he talk with all that cock in his mouth?
Doug: Can you nurse a hard-on?
Clyde: If anybody can do it, you can.
Doug: You're the hard-on that needs a nurse.
Clyde: Ew, what?
Love him or hate him, whether he survives or gets thrown to the wolves, Marty Kaan is at least his own man.
K. Warren
Oh man do you realize, I've never had Korean Barbecue in my life? That was awesome!
Greg
Doug: I think I'm gonna float away.
Clyde: Let it go!
I think I'm OD'ing...I'm over D'ing!
Doug
Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!
Marty
Doug: Jeannie I wanted to get you a penis cake.
Jeannie: I'll take the penis cake as well, chocolate?
One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.
Jeannie
Phoebe: Well I coached the hell out of Jeannie and she was the sexiest little kid on that stage.
Clyde: Sexy seems like the wrong word.
A Stella McCartney scoop neck sweater and a nice pair of wide leg slacks. You know what would make it all really fierce? Crocs! I'm just gonna come right out and say it, the movie version of Rent, way better. Nicki Minaj strangles puppies.
Marty
