Thirteen: Pig order with a side order of sphincter.
Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.

Taub: It's not exactly sanitary.
House: The fun stuff never is.

Just tell them you're a time-traveler or something. If we're at a [renaissance fair], we might as well enjoy it.

Thirteen

House: It's your life. I can wait.
Wilson: For what?
House: To tell you I told you so.

We need to check out Middle Earth. Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits.

House

Sorry, must have missed this "If This Trailer Be Arockin" sign out front..

House

House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.

House Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Sorry, must have missed this "If This Trailer Be Arockin" sign out front..

House

House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.