House: You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah.
House: When and where?

Sam: You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you?
House: Sorry, go on. And, yes.

Taub: Fighting's not brave. It's just stupid.
Dr. Chase: You would say that.
Taub: You think I've never been in a fight?
Dr. Chase: No, I just think you never won one.
Taub: I took on three guys in college once.
House: Hope they bought you dinner first.

House: I bumped into your babe, naked.
Dr. Wilson: I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
House: I was in the kitchen.
Dr. Wilson: She was naked in the kitchen?
House: I was naked.
Dr. Wilson: Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?
House: Uh, it's not important right now.

House: Wilson's not like us. He cares too much about people and their feelings.
Thirteen: Thanks for the compliment.

House: You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out.
Sam: And all this?
House: Phase two if getting to know my enemy.

I liked him better when he was on Vicodin.


If you wanna be King, sometimes you need to be willing to take what's yours.


What am I gonna wear? All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.


Wilson: Sam wants to get to know you better.
House: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let her see me naked.

You have decades of experience dating and be attracted to losers.

House [to Cuddy]

Something you think is more important than a nasty virus possibly spreading through my hospital? That means it's either personal or stupid.


House Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Sorry, must have missed this "If This Trailer Be Arockin" sign out front..


House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.