Marshall: Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Lily: Not like this. This is different.

Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.

Barney

If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.

Barney

I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle but this guy needs more of a wow factor.

The Mother

You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. That's the sad part.

Lily

I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.

Barney

Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.

I know I've missed a couple lately but we always said we'd be there for the big moments.

Robin

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney