Barney: You have been blessed with a wonderful gift.
Lily: Thank you.
Barney: I meant me

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You gave me the Ken doll... She left out Little Barney, Barnacle Junior, My Barnana, Barnito Surpreme

Barney [seeing his nude painting]

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Lily [trying to paint Barney with a sword in his hand]: I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney: I get that a lot.

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story

Barney

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