Here's a professional tip, if it's still runny, it's not a cupcake, it's a beverage

Victoria

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Victoria: I'm going to meet Ted for our 2 month-iversary.
Robin: Oh great that answers all of the questions I didn't ask

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Short in the front, long in the back, that is the mullet of wedding dresses

Robin

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Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night

Lily [trying on wedding dresses]

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Lily [about a wedding dress she just found]: Okay, okay, how much is it on a scale from "never" to "never ever"?
Robin: Never ever, ever ever ever times infinity

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Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college

Ted

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