How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 24: "Doppelgangers" Quotes
Ultimately, we only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it.Ted
We've all been searching for the five doppelgangers, right? Well eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. These completely different people who just happen to look like us. Five years ago? That girl was pretty great. But doppelganger Robin? She's amazing.Ted
Estonia would close out the Baltics!Barney
Kids!? No! Don't have kids! The rule is no kids until you're at least 45. Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.Barney
Barney: No! Time out! This is a group decision! You can't just move to Chicago unless we all say it's okay!
Ted: Barney, I think this has to be Robin's-
Barney: Stay out of this Brigitte Nielsen or Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV!
Lily: I know what's bothering you. The cabbie just didn't look enough like Barney.
Marshall: Well that's just not true.
Marshall: But you were the fifth doppelganger! How can you be ... you? I called you, we had a whole conversation, Barney, what happened?
Barney: Ah, yes. I know what happened. People at work have this very strange expectation that I, well, work. I know, I know. So to make my colleagues think I'm busting my hump while I'm really out humping busty chicks, I decided to record a special recording.
Marshall: How can it be a recording, you called me Big Chief, my special workplace nickname?
Barney: Oh, buddy.
The never ending battle of my life. Career vs. romance.Robin
Let's just say there were some senior citizens who attempted to "drown" on my watch ... and sadly one who did.Ted
Marshall: Ted, I love you buddy, but there is no way you can pull off blonde.
Lily: Seriously, Ted, don't do it.
Ted: I'm going blonde!
Marshall: That is NOT the outcome we were hoping for.
Fun fact. Highest rated Monty and Moo-Moo episode ever.Ted
[to Robin] Before I met you I'd given up on everything. Relationships. Career. Pants.Don